Wednesday, December 16, 2015

COUNTING AN HUMOR: ARE COMPUTERS MEN OR WOMEN



A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
·        ‘House’ in French is feminine – ‘la maison
-      ‘Pencil’ in French is masculine - ‘le crayon
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One puzzled student asked the gender for “computers”.  The teacher did not know as the word was not in her French dictionary.  So, for fun, she split the class into 2 groups by gender and asked them to decide whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.  Both groups were required to give 3 reason for their recommendation.

The men’s group decided that the computer should definitely be of the feminine gender (‘la computer) their reasons were:
·        The native language they use the communicate with other computer is incomprehensible to everyone else
·        Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review.
·        As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it

The women’s group however concluded that computers should be masculine (“le computer”).  Their reasons were:
·        They have a lot of data, but still can’t think for themselves.
·        They are supposed to help solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem
·        As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.

Shared from
Accountant’s Corner
Accountant today
February 2006

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